Funny stuff about Seo’s

Posted on 03/14/07 in SEO, No Comments

I was surfing around today and came across this list of seo jokes .  This is brought to you today by the letters ? No! ok its from a site called http://www.stuntdubl.com.

  • SEO’S are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
  • If it weren’t for SEO’S, we wouldn’t need them.
  • Talk is cheap…until SEO’S get involved.
  • It is the trade of SEO’S to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
    –Thomas Jefferson
  • How was copper wire invented?
    Two SEO’S were arguing over a penny.
  • Two SEO’S were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.
  • SEO’S are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
  • Old SEO’S never die, they just lose their rankings.
  • What are SEO’S good for?
    They make used car salesmen look good.
  • What do you call 100 SEO’S at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start!
  • What do you call 25 skydiving SEO’S?
    Skeet.
  • What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEO’S have in common?
    They’re all slime.
  • What does pond scum have more of than SEO’S?
    Respect.
  • What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
    When a tour bus full of SEO’S goes over a cliff.
    What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
    There was an empty seat on the bus.
  • What is the difference between pigs and SEO’S?
    You can learn to respect a pig.
  • What’s the difference between SEO’S and vampires?
    Vampires only suck blood at night.
  • Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEO’S?
    New Jersey got first pick .
  • Why do they bury SEO’S 20 feet under?
    Because deep down, they’re really good people.
  • Why don’t hyenas eat SEO’S?
    Even hyenas have some dignity.
  • How many SEO’S does it take to shingle a roof?
    About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
  • It has been discovered that SEO’S are the larval stage of politicians.
  • Why should SEO’S wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
    Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
  • Why won’t sharks attack SEO’S?
    Professional courtesy.